Miss Pauling (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
prpl_assistant) wrote2011-09-12 11:56 am
prpl_assistant) wrote2011-09-12 11:56 am
Memo 001: Meet the Assistant.
A. Action for 1337 Benny Road.
[The first thing Miss Pauling notes when she opens her eyes is how bright the bedroom is. She shuts her eyes tightly, having not yet readjusted to the light. However, when she opens them up again, she immediately notes something else.
The walls around her weren't coloured purple.
Confused, she reaches for her glasses at the bedside table, only to note that they weren't her usual optic wear either. They were just the wrong shape.]
That's strange, where are my glasses...?
[Her hands fumbled around for her familiar pair of spectacles, until she accidentally knocked over the lamp with a resounding smash.]
Ooops.
B. Phone
Hello? Is there anyone there? I...I think I've been kidnapped!
[The first thing Miss Pauling notes when she opens her eyes is how bright the bedroom is. She shuts her eyes tightly, having not yet readjusted to the light. However, when she opens them up again, she immediately notes something else.
The walls around her weren't coloured purple.
Confused, she reaches for her glasses at the bedside table, only to note that they weren't her usual optic wear either. They were just the wrong shape.]
That's strange, where are my glasses...?
[Her hands fumbled around for her familiar pair of spectacles, until she accidentally knocked over the lamp with a resounding smash.]
Ooops.
B. Phone
Hello? Is there anyone there? I...I think I've been kidnapped!
B -- Have another Scoot!
Why should any'uhus care if you've been kidnapped or not, huh, lady?
[This Scout doesn't recognize her voice right away, and since he can't SEE her, he has no idea if she's a 'hot babe' or not.
He's just going to be his smartass self for the moment.]
Re: B -- Have another Scoot!
[Miss Pauling definitely knows who's on the other side of the phone; his constant yakking with the Director and his flirting with her are still incidents fresh in her mind.
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Oh, ah, hey. Didn't know you were here. Course I don't even know where here even is. I'm guessin' since y'think you were kidnapped, dat we're not at work anymore, huh?
Shit. Is the Boss Lady here too? Pff, whatever. If she is, she is. I ain't worried.
So~ since we're here and not on work, ya interested in finally seein' me with my shirt off?
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I don't know if the Administrator is here or not, but I think she can take care of herself. (She sincerely doubts that anyone could kidnap the Administrator; people don't know it, but her employer is pretty good at protecting herself from harm.)
Mr Jones, do we REALLY need to have this conversation again? I think there are more pressing issues that we need to attend to. Like how we're going to get out.(She rolls her eyes, exasperated by the Scout's flirting.)
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Ladies line up ta see that, really. Who could blame 'em?
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Have you found out anything about Mayfield yet?
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Nah. I still don't know where my stuff is and it's makin' me real anxious.
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Well, if you do find out anything of interest, please let me know.
Have you met any of your other team mates yet?
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I hope that we can all get out of this place together Mr Jones. Please be careful while you're here, I've heard that there are people from different worlds who may not be entirely human, in the sense that we know off. (She may not like him, but his well-being is of concern to her.)
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Will do, Miss Pauling.
Oh, and accordin' t'the mail I found here, my address is 770 Bunker Street. Y'know, in case you do change yer mind on that offer.
[With that, he hangs up.]
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That...that jerk!
(With that, she slams the phone down. Standards are for on the clock and no one's around to see that little display of temper.)