Memo 001: Meet the Assistant.

[prpl_assistant]

A. Action for 1337 Benny Road.

[The first thing Miss Pauling notes when she opens her eyes is how bright the bedroom is. She shuts her eyes tightly, having not yet readjusted to the light. However, when she opens them up again, she immediately notes something else.

The walls around her weren't coloured purple.

Confused, she reaches for her glasses at the bedside table, only to note that they weren't her usual optic wear either. They were just the wrong shape.]

That's strange, where are my glasses...?

[Her hands fumbled around for her familiar pair of spectacles, until she accidentally knocked over the lamp with a resounding smash.]

Ooops.

B. Phone

Hello? Is there anyone there? I...I think I've been kidnapped!

Comments

B

[vytis]

I'm afraid you're not the only one, Miss. Welcome to Mayfield, not that it's really a place you should welcome anyone to.

[burnmycapital.livejournal.com]

You should always introduce yourself first, yes?

B

[getsciencedone.livejournal.com]

Yes, everyone here has.

[haveaplan.livejournal.com]

(He's making breakfast when he hears the crash. Huh, new arrival time already? He figures whoever his new wife is, she'll need some time to calm down, so he just stays where he is and starts cooking more food.)

B

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[That voice is kind of familiar. Scout thinks it over a moment before answering.]

Sorta. Hey, do I know you?

B -- Have another Scoot!

[vitalizes.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah.

Why should any'uhus care if you've been kidnapped or not, huh, lady?

[This Scout doesn't recognize her voice right away, and since he can't SEE her, he has no idea if she's a 'hot babe' or not.
He's just going to be his smartass self for the moment.]

[un-beau-coquin.livejournal.com]

Oui, you 'ave been, in zhe oddest sense. 'Ow are you faring, mademoiselle?

B

[knowsabout.livejournal.com]

A lot of people here have been kidnapped, I don't think it's to much to worry about though. It's interesting, or at least as long as you get along with the people in your house it's fine.

B

[withwinter.livejournal.com]

That's because you have. Welcome to town.

B

[retardantflame.livejournal.com]

[Just on the phone, for nothing else to do. You can hear some funny things on here.

Anyway:] Ya've been kidnapped? What the fuck? Are you new here, or've you actually been kidnapped?