Memo 004: Thank Yous and Loose Ends (Backtrack to day after zombie outbreak ends)

[prpl_assistant]

A. Phone (Filtered away from The Doctor, The Major and Schrodinger)

Thank you to everyone who came by the hospital and defended it. It wasn't easy, but we did it, and I'm really grateful for everyone's cooperation.

B. Phone (filtered to both the RED Spy and the BLU Spy)

Would it be possible for me to see the two of you today? Sometime before lunch?

C. Phone (filtered to the BLU Sniper, hackable)

Mr Mundy, I was wondering whether you'd like me to take you around town today? If it's not too much trouble, I can meet up with you after lunch.

D. Action (around 1337 Benny Road)

(Miss Pauling seems to be busy with something, being up early in the morning. It looks like she's baking...something. However, based on the annoyed look on her face, it doesn't seem to be working...there's a strong smell of cookies in the kitchen, with just a tinge of a burning smell. Anyone who happens to be awake at 8am in the morning and around 1337 Benny Road may just get a free sample cookie with some crumbly black bits.)

E. Action
(If anyone's around the neighborhoods, they'll see Miss Pauling holding a slip of paper as she navigates through all the houses in the hope of finding one. She's got a bag of something that's emitting a nice smell, if a bit burnt. Approach her?)

F. Action (726 Anderson Lane)

(With some help from the Spies, she found out where Miss Susan stays at. With a bag of cookies (only slightly burnt on the edges) she finds herself at the doorstep. She looks a bit anxious, but eventually she gets enough courage to knock on the door.)

Comments

[prpl_assistant]

(Now she's taking him to downtown Mayfield. She shows him around <a href="http://mayfield-mods.livejournal.com/17704.html>downtown Mayfiled</a> till the start of the Highway.) ...and that's the Highway. It loops over and over back into town, so there's no getting out of here from there.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Lovely.

I'll get used t' it roight quick seein' that there's not much else t' do. Gonna get rusty with my aim here. If there weren't a whole mess 'f REDs I'd think this was some plan by them t' make me miss on occasion.

[prpl_assistant]

If I'm not mistaken, the RED Sniper set up a shooting range of some sort at the recreation center. You could try going there for some practice.

(She's going to conclude the tour by taking him to the park.)

And finally, this is the John Doe park. It's just a place where people come to hang out and relax.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Means I'd have to talk t' him though.

Peaceful. Boring. Just like everything else here. Any idea 'bout getting my stuff back? I feel strange without my uniform.

[prpl_assistant]

I think you can regain your items through two ways.

The first, which I really do not recommend, is by going to the Post Office. However, you'll have to pay the Postman with something else; it might involve a limb, or your memories.

The second is when Mayfield throws an event at us. Those who participate in the events will usually get something back, though it may not be something they particularly wanted.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I want a piece 'f my uniform for every zombie I shot.

*He smirks then looks thoughtful.* You get t' pick what you forget?

[prpl_assistant]

I think so. However, what you ask for has to be of equal value to what you're giving up. So if it's something important to you that you want to regain, you'll have to lose something equally as important.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Hn. Might have t' think about that one.

I want my Machina back. Guns never foire right when they have t' be modified.

*He is seriously considering this.*

[prpl_assistant]

Well, just be careful then. I've heard stories of people who actually lost their limbs to regain their weapons. You can always return your regain later though.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I'll be keepin' myself intact, thanks. Guess I don't need it back that badly, at least, not yet.

You seem t' know just about everything about this place for only havin' been here a little while.

[prpl_assistant]

I don't know THAT much. I mean, all I did was pick up the phone and ask around. I was fortunate to have people who were nice enough to answer.

[bye_to_yer_head]

I see.

*Something as simple as asking for help would never occur to Sniper.*

Guess people are more accomodatin' when you're not at war with them.

[prpl_assistant]

You could ask your team mates as well. I'm sure that they would be willing to help you out.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Don't need their help.

But...... thanks.

*That took a lot to admit.*

You're not quite what I'd expect th' Administrator's assistant t' be loike.

[prpl_assistant]

Your welcome.

And what did you expect me to be like then, Sniper?

(She's quite curious as to what the other members think of her, to be honest.)

[bye_to_yer_head]

Pretty much thought anyone she'd hoire would be as big a twat as she is.

*Sure Snipes, just talk shit about her boss to her face.*

[prpl_assistant]

She's not that bad, once you got to know her. She has both her good and bad points. It's not my place to judge her for them.
And you're...pretty much hired by her as well.

[bye_to_yer_head]

If you say so.

*He grunts, caught by his own words. Dammit.*

Roight. Guess that'd be one 'f her 'good points' then.

[prpl_assistant]

(She chuckles, but does not rub it in.)

She IS very good at running things. She's great at planning and keeping things together. So it'd make sense that she'd hire one of the best Snipers in the world to fight for BLU.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Hn. You'd say th' same thing t' the RED bloke too.

[prpl_assistant]

Hence why I said, "one of the best SniperS in the world". I'm not the type to flatter others unless they deserve it.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Can't be playin' favorites now. I understand.

*You'll never convince him they're equally matched.*

[prpl_assistant]

It's just the truth, though you are right that I can't side one or the other.

(She's got nothing else that she can think of to say at the moment, so she's just going to keep quiet. There's going to be an awkward silence between the two of them at the moment, so the next move is yours, BLU Sniper.)

[bye_to_yer_head]

Hn.

*Awkward silences you say? He seems to attract those. Normally he'd fill up this time by lighting a cigarette or adjusting his hat, but since he has neither he just shoves his hands in his pockets and stares across the park.

Mentally he's evaluating the distance between him and every object there, how many shots he could get off if someone was hidden behind each of them, where the best cover was.... By the time he realized he was even doing that it had been a good bit of awkwardness.*

All these houses 'ave people in em? Or most of them full 'f them brainwashed zombies loike my house is?

[prpl_assistant]

(She gets them a lot too. She's not actually that good at maintaining conversations outside of small talk and work. She just let the BLU Sniper have his silence and is content with just enjoying the peace around them until he asks her the question.)

Yes, they house other abductees of Mayfield. Some people have a full household of kidnapped people, some have an even mix, and some are like yours, with only one person among the drones.